Kyra. 15. USA

Government agents from A Vague Yet Menacing Agency were in the back, watching. (x)

(Source: natxromanoff, via wintercommando)

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9 hours ago
Anonymous asked: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???


Answer:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

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11 hours ago
teacher:alright fold your papers in half
entire class:hot dog or hamburger
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11 hours ago

spermbanker:

my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

(via ackles-found-sherlocks-shackles)

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11 hours ago
hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

(via troyesivan)

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11 hours ago

idontwanttobeawonton:

listoflifehacks:

If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!

TAG YOUR DAM PORN!

(via pizza)

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11 hours ago

classy-kate:

i-wanna-be-stereotyped:

I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.

Someone finally said it

(via jumpingjaverts)

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12 hours ago

hetaliantimelady:

logs on deviantart

image

logs off deviantart

(Source: emmfairy, via candykyras)

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12 hours ago
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