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that-awkward-potato-:

rantyrandy:

indieduckie:

comicsansmpreg:

rest in peace you fucking toilet cover

Do you think Sully was caught, killed, shaved, had his fur turned into a toilet seat cover, and had his body experimented on, all because he was trying to visit Boo at the end of Monsters, Inc.?

It would explain why there was a prequel and not a sequel…

This post just ruined my life

(via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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fanboy-phil:

 

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.



okay count olaf.

fanboy-phil:

 

feline-ranger:

causenotsymptom:

malformalady:

Glass headstones

Imagine a graveyard full of these on a sunny day. It would be so beautiful.

I would position mine so that every day when the sun was in the right position it would set fire to the roof of someone I hated, thus achieving revenge from beyond the grave every single day.

okay count olaf.

(via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

la-lobalita:

al-grave:

The varying wavelengths of different colors

Adorable science is adorable. 

(via michaeldirnt)

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sorelatable:

It’s so rewarding to see teachers acting fake when the principal comes in the classroom

(via michaeldirnt)

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october 31st:SPOOOOOOKKKKKY!!!!!!!!!!! buy candy and scaaaary costumes here!!!
november 1st:JUST HEAR THOSE SLEIGH BELLS JINGLING RING TING TINGLING TOOOOOO
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Christians:Dear Lord
Pagans:Deer Lord
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TV show producer:Okay so hear me out. Let's do a show starring VEGETABLES, but...they're CHRISTIANS.
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mangocarta:

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

image

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

(via riotgrrrls-do-it-better)

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My High School Chemistry Cheat Sheet
4 years later and I still use this, it has been good to me. Not sure how or if I should credit this, it was just a hand-out my teacher gave us all at the beginning of class and I couldn’t find anything like it online so I just scanned it.

(Source: the-science-llama, via dilatatum)

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bunnybotbaby:

threedaysdisgrace:

can i mention how the kaiju have destroyed countless worlds but once they reached earth the humans were like nope. not today mother fuckers. big robots. lets go.

(via sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison)

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thechurchofbobsaget:

galactic-ghoul:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

^^^^^^^^^^^ this.

Male Orgasm:

thechurchofbobsaget:

galactic-ghoul:

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.

fixed it.

^^^^^^^^^^^ this.

Male Orgasm:

(Source: memewhore, via secretlymartinfreeman)

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allyourcomplexity:

This is still the most beautiful dog photoset I’ve ever seen

(Source: from89, via sherlock-who-tardis)

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psa

thatonelesbiangirl:

co8alt-thief:

if you spell skeletons backwards it still spells skeletons

Man I can’t wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks

(via sherlock-who-tardis)

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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via mathernatics)

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